irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
hitlervevo: hitlervevo: today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
snckpck: STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
multipack: *enters urban outfitters* [macklemore voice] yo that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt
Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
thechristopherglen: You were cute until you used the wrong “your.”
You don’t have to be the kind of beautiful that everyone can agree on. If the...– Rainbow Rowell (via nonelikejesus)
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
dontgiveup-x: instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But...– Tommaso Ferraris (via thereisagirlwithasecretsmile)
In your unfailing love you will lead the people you have redeemed. In your...– Exodus 15:13 (via baileethecat)
foodtrucker: please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
The mistake of the anti-gay marriage movement in the Christian church is that it...– It is Time for the American Christian Church to Surrender the Gay Marriage Fight, Apologize & Share Love (via withonefootinafairytale)