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“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
This is very true to my experience.
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
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STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
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